Legally Blonde Quotes For Every Situation
Elle Woods knows how to get things done.
The Legally Blonde franchise has become somewhat of a classic for our generation and Elle Woods is something of an icon. She went from preppy sorority president to Harvard law student, from trophy girlfriend to a successful career woman. Elle knew what she wanted and she went for it, despite her doubters and her own second guesses.
If you’re at a crossroads, ask yourself: What would Elle do?
When someone is trying to belittle you.
Warner: You got into Harvard law?
Elle: What, like it’s hard?
Or you can go for something a little more threatening.
Representative Rudd: You can’t get people to care.
Elle: Watch me.
And another, because Elle knew how to stick it to the man.
Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
Elle: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.
When you’re choosing between what’s safe and what you really want.
Elle: I’d pick the dangerous one, because I’m not afraid of a challenge.
When your significant other is not giving you what you deserve.
Elle: I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.
When you start to doubt yourself.
Professor Stromwell: If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were.
When people ask you why you work out.
Elle: Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.
When someone's pushing you to spill a friend's secret.
Vivian: You know, I'm still shocked that you didn't give Callahan the alibi.
Elle: It wasn't my alibi to tell.
When that guy at the bar just won’t take a hint.
Elle: I object!
And lastly, when you need a pick-me-up.
Elle: Bend – and snap!