Legally Blonde Quotes For Every Situation


Elle Woods knows how to get things done. 


The Legally Blonde franchise has become somewhat of a classic for our generation and Elle Woods is something of an icon. She went from preppy sorority president to Harvard law student, from trophy girlfriend to a successful career woman. Elle knew what she wanted and she went for it, despite her doubters and her own second guesses.



If you’re at a crossroads, ask yourself: What would Elle do?


When someone is trying to belittle you.

Warner: You got into Harvard law?

Elle: What, like it’s hard?



Or you can go for something a little more threatening.


Representative Rudd: You can’t get people to care.

Elle: Watch me.


And another, because Elle knew how to stick it to the man.


Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?

Elle: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.



When you’re choosing between what’s safe and what you really want.

Elle: I’d pick the dangerous one, because I’m not afraid of a challenge.


When your significant other is not giving you what you deserve.

Elle: I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.



When you start to doubt yourself.

Professor Stromwell: If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were.



When people ask you why you work out.

Elle: Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.



When someone's pushing you to spill a friend's secret. 

Vivian: You know, I'm still shocked that you didn't give Callahan the alibi.

Elle: It wasn't my alibi to tell.


When that guy at the bar just won’t take a hint.

Elle: I object!


And lastly, when you need a pick-me-up.

Elle: Bend – and snap! 








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